"Earth-Raping Dictator-Supporting House GOP Brings Styrofoam Back"

In honor of this immortal rant at the Wonkette as titled above, here is "Keep On Rockin' in the Free World," no less relevant today:

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.